The Crew of Mast Confusion
Wednesday, 12 May 2004 06:54

The Captain

Gazzet1.jpgCaptain John is recognized for his many talents. He specializes in  exploits above or under the water, treasure hunting, day dreaming, single malt scotch, saving fair maidens, story telling and beach combing. He is also known to take an occasional sip of sherry.

 

The Admiralthe admiral1.jpg

 A fair maiden rescued by our illustrious captain many  many years wpe1.jpg (86709 bytes) ago, has become an integral part of the crew. Planning, reading, provisioning, sun bathing, giving directions and criticizing are some of her many specialties. Being an accomplished scuba diver she is also in charge of all underwater maintenance.

Deckhand John

crewmemberjohn.jpg The sportsman of the group he is known not so much for his wpe21.jpg (44037 bytes) exploits, but his descriptions of them. He fishes, and his skills at this sport are a perfect example of why they call the sport fishing and not catching. Trail biking, or how to get lost in the woods is another of his many accomplishments. But his real skill is napping. It has been said, that if sleep was an asset, he'd be a rich man.

Passenger Carolcrewmembercarol.jpg

 Often a member of the crew, she is a true specialist. Unlike the rest wpe27.jpg (8408 bytes) of the crew she focuses her talents in one direction, sunbathing. Armed with SPF 2 through 40, she spends so much time planning and applying the lotions, by the time she's done, it's time for evening cocktails.

Deckhand Dave

crewmemberdave.jpgThe youngest crew member spends most of his time looking for wpe23.jpg (68409 bytes)land and drinking beer. Although an occasional sailor his real love is chasing a little dimpled ball around the golf course. To David, the ocean is one very large water hazard, one he'd rather avoid. Proving the apple never falls from from the tree, Deckhand Dave also has an affinity for single malt scotch.

Passenger Kathleenkathleen.jpg

 One of our newer crew members, brings to the group, wpe29.jpg (7316 bytes) dignity, a lap for her husband, Deckhand  John to nap on, and a tolerance for spending no more than 2 nights aboard Mast Confusion.

Passenger Jennifer

crew.h1.jpg Jen Gibbs decided that she had so much fun on past summers cruises she has signed on permanently as a crew member when she became Mrs. Burns. Yup that's right, she has married Deckhand Dave. Jen has proven to be one of our more witty crew members. In looking for names for our new boat, we have to admit hers were some of the best. One of her leading suggestions was "Breakin' Wind", it went the the family she insisted. Then added the dinghy could be named "Down Wind."  Obviously we did not choose that name.

Mascots

We now have two mascots, Scarlet & Scrappy. Scarlet being Jennifer's Dog and Scrappy belongs to Dave. However, there is one problem, no dogs are allowed on board, Admirals orders!

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 Scrappy  Scarlet